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STRIDDUMS IS A FAKE
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this is literally the most ridiculous thing ever how is she getting so many notes................. i tell u how
she fuckin lied to all of u promising u the moon and stars (a.k.a a da muro sketch) if u support her post WELL she is a liar do not trust her once she has ur notes secured in her iron fist she will not give u ur sketch she is scamming u beware shes probs just shaking her head and laughing at ur stupidity
"oh how i've fooled them now!" shes probably saying that right now along with maniacal laughter
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FREE BLOWJOBS
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OK SO ASTRID IS GIVING EVERYONE FREE SKETCHES IF THEY REBLOG HER MARINA POST (U DONT NEED A LINK SINCE YOU WONT BE REBLOGGING IT) AND SINCE I HAVE NO ARTISTIC TALENT IM GONNA GIVE EVERYONE WHO REBLOGS IT A BLOWJOB
BONUS IF YOU ADD A COMPLIMENT ABOUT HIS EYEBROWS
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I TAKE IT BACK I DON'T WANT A BOYFRIEND
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OK SO AS HARD AS IT IS TO BELIEVE I ACTUALLY GOT A BOYFRIEND LAST THURSDAY AND I'VE NEVER REALLY HAD A BOYFRIEND OTHER THAT THAT JOE GUY FROM THE SEVENTH GRADE BUT I WAS REALLY EXCITED BECAUSE I'VE LIKED THIS GUY FOR LIKE A MONTH EVER SINCE I CAME TO THIS NEW SCHOOL (WHICH IS REALLY GREAT) AND I PISSED MY PANTS WHEN HE ASKED ME OUT AND FIRST THINGS FIRST HE IS A REALLY LAID BACK PERSON AND I REALLY THOUGHT HE WAS DETACHED FROM DATING AND STUFF
literally anyone that knows him can confirm what i'm saying
but oh my god he is so clingy and that's coming from someone that practically idolizes him
he really doesn't come off like that at first
he constantly needs reassuring that i love him (he gets really upset when i say that i like him instead of love him wtf dude i've known you for a month) and he gets really angry if i so much as talk to other guys (i'm not exaggerating he actually told me off a few days ago for talking to this one guy too much)
ok so yesterday we had p.e and my friend hallie pointed at him and was like OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ON HIS ARM??? and so i look and this fucker has a big ass cut on his arm
and hallie and our other friend bethany were like lol he carved 't' for tori on his arm and i thought they were teasing but oh god when i told him to show me hE ACTUALLY HAD CARVED THE LETTERS 'T' AND 'J' (T FOR MY NAME AND J FOR HIS) LIKE IT LOOKS LIKE HE LEGIT REMOVED PATCHES OF HIS SKIN TO CARVE THAT T AND HE WAS SO PROUD OF HIMSELF
I WAS SO SHOCKED I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO REPLY I JUST BEAT HIS ASS RIGHT THERE IN THE HALLWAY
and i also messed up his dumb mohawk because he hates it when people mess up his hair
i acted really lighthearted but i was really weirded out he really has a sadistic way of showing his affection
i don't wanna break up but what do i tell him the next time i see him i don't want him carving shit into his arm
there is a human being on this planet that is voluntarily losing blood in my name and no one is offering any useful advice
my friends think it's hot and my mom would straight up beat me if she knew that i was dating someone like him
so now i humbly come to you asking for advice
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FUCK THIS I'M OUT
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THE TOTAL DRAMA FANDOM
IS SUCKING ME IN
THANKS TO TWO CERTAIN ASSBUTTS I'VE BEEN HANGING OUT WITH A LOT LATELY
I CAN'T HELP BUT LOOK AT HOW NICE THEIR TD ART IS AND THINKING 'OH I WANNA DO THAT TOO IT LOOKS LIKE FUN'
BUT IDK I'VE REALLY LOST THE HANG OF IT
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME I EVEN DREW TD
LIKE A YEAR AGO OR SOMETHING
A FULL YEAR
CAN I EVEN DO IT
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is this real life
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misha collins can dance
leave me alone to die
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